Words for the wise

“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit ”

Not sure this will please my feminist readers, but it certainly applies to my lovely wife -except the cooking part, her cooking is so bad that recently the flies pitched in to fix our broken screen door.

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Happy Christmas Worms!

Are the worms gonna have a Disco Christmas?

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Problem Solved…

Make everyone go dancing!


SNL’s take on the VP debate

No matter what side of the divide you sit on, I think we can all agree these guys nailed it:

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