Words for the wise

“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit ”

Not sure this will please my feminist readers, but it certainly applies to my lovely wife -except the cooking part, her cooking is so bad that recently the flies pitched in to fix our broken screen door.


  1. Ranjith Antony Said,

    December 7, 2008 @ 9:32 am

    So are you still alive ? 🙂

  2. Rob Fahrni Said,

    December 9, 2008 @ 11:45 am

    That’s ok Mrs. Rawling, you can marry me when you’re tired of Stuey, I won’t complain about your cooking, or make any Princess Leia jokes. 🙂

  3. Richard Said,

    January 2, 2009 @ 9:12 am

    Slightly off topic but i just have to say something. Within your “What I’m Doing…” area on the right hand side shows the comment “Sat in Newark airport getting totally bored by CNN. Yawn”.

    It’s SITTING!!!!!

  4. Dave deLisser Said,

    April 19, 2013 @ 6:14 am

    Gotta love that your last post was the one dissing your wifes cooking…..even after four years she still won’t let you blog…Maybe you can get those flies to post something on your behalf

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