Ordering a Pizza

Hello? Is that the Embassy of the Islamic Republic of Iran? The press office? At 16 Princess Gate, London?
Splendid, I would like to order a pizza please. Yes a pizza.

What?? You don’t… Really? Are you sure?

Oh, wait. Ooops! We’ve only gone and confused you with Bella Italia at 108 Queensway haven’t we! Silly old us. Completely different place, obviously. Still, its only 1.7 nautical miles away, so an easy mistake to make… Sorry for any inconvenience…

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